Joke 1 : What'd you do if you want to make God laugh? Tell Him your future plans! (adapted)
Joke 2 : Bobby, Arul and Prax went to Hell just to see what is it like. All three took different directions to look around. And when they regrouped,
Bobby : dei, I saw the German Hell and the punishment was to sit in an electric chair for an hour then lay on a bed of nails and then a German devil will whip u all thru the day.
Arul : anna, I too saw an American Hell with the very same rules & regulations!
Prax : ammanda, I saw the same with an Arabian Hell. But, I wonder why there is a big que for the Indian Hell over there?
They all went there, found the answer & came back happily.
In the Indian Hell there is always a power cut, the nails in the bed were stolen and the devil was a former Govt. employee so he would come and sign the register and head straight to the canteen. (adapted)
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