Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
it's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
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It is difficult to understand GOD . He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives
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If u r married please ignore this MSG,For everyone else: Happy Independence Day
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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2 comments:
Boxing joke was superb! prax
dai vijay nammakku theriyudhuu hmmmmmmmmmm
david
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